I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
i make ya man wanna speak spanish
Italian*👼
make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis
I feel like there are a finite amount of seconds in my life im allowed to enjoy and im saving them for when i need them
who is allowing you to enjoy them
The hardcoded limits of the universe
“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song
and? just because this says that doesn’t make it true.
i laugh at jokes about white people and women and myself more than anything else. so what if i laugh at jokes about other people occasionally? come on there are bigger problems in the world than the occasional joke. besides none of you even really believe that satan controls this earth or much less real.
sorry what was that last bit again
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that last bit about satan controlling the earth. what was that about
Some of y’all are really unhappy, May the coming year bring y’all happiness, good health and stability. I always wish y’all the best even if I don’t know, don’t speak or never met y’all